Urban Dictionary survey..haha

This survey cracked me up to do. go to Urbandictionary.com, type in the one word answer to the q's and see a plethora of wittiness spill forth. If you have intolernace issues for the politically incorrect, or a queasy stomach, please close this page now. Otherwise, enjoy!


1) Your name?
Jeri-

Another term for an African-American. Derived from jeri-curl and jeri-rig. The term Jeri is most often used in a derogatory context..



2) Your age?:
30- derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.


3) One of your friends?
Sara-
Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h".


4) What should you be doing?
DANCING!- Urban term: Humping someone in public





5) Favorite Food?
pizza- The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.

Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!






6) Hometown?
Tacoma-
I like to call it the "Compton of Washington". Hooray!

Woman-Where are you from?
Man- Tacoma.
Woman- Oh I'm so sorry. Didn't that sherrif ki-
Man- Yup.




7) Middle name?
Dawn-
An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it.
If you were here right now I'd Dawn you




8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
charlie-
Slang for the enemy in war. Used by the soldiers in the field, rarely by the generals back home. Originated in the Vietnam War, when the Vietcong were referred to as VC. Using the phonetic alphabet, VC translates to "Victor Charlie," thus spawning the term.
Oh, shits! Charlie's opened fire!


9)favorite color..
red- Flavor of kool-aid

Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!




10)favorite hobby?
music-
Ruined by MTV
We must save music




11)hair color?
brown-
an East Indian person
That was her brown boyfriend Sanjay




12)What kind of car do you drive?
Kia-
a kia is a shitty korean car that dies when driving up hill. acronym for Killed in Atempt to by weed. please do yourself a favor and burn any kia you see.
shitty shit shit shit No.






13)how old will you be next year?
31 - turkish symbol for masturbation
- 3 is the hand
- 1 is the cock (OMH!)




14) Your last name?
Shank-
orgin: prison slang

A homemade knife.

made out of scrap of metal found anywhere and sharpend like a knife. and bottom tightly wrapped with a cloth as a handle.

shanked.

to be stabbed by a homemade knife.
"CrookedEye John" got shanked up..

THANKFUL SUNDAY...

Its been a looong time since I showed some gratitude. So here are a few things that I feel blessed to have in my life.

New Friends...not to replace the old ones, but its been a blessing to me.
Old friends...I miss you terribly and cant wait to see you in 2 weeks!
My babies...they get bigger everyday and learn so much. im in awe.
Birthday cake
good mail
great books
mingle chat/linkup
text messaging..i just learned how and now im a mad woman!
trails
size smaller pants this week!! woooot!
great music
Kung Fu Panda..I laughed till i peed..(tmi?)
Feel good sunday lessons
My daughter made it thru sacrament without showing the world her underpants!!

Happy Birthday!

Today is my son, Eric's, 7th birthday! I cant believe how old he is...Last week we celebrated by going to Lego Land, which was deeeeliteful. Today he will enjoy a homemade cake, presents, and a trip to the Macaroni Grill for dinner, (his choice.) In honor of my baby growing up, I decided to write a few things that I love about my son and his accomplishments thus far in his journey thru life...

1.) He is the best little artist ever! He loves to draw and spends most of his time doing so...and he's really really good.

2.) He can do amazing headstands that last forever

3.) He has a great singing voice, and come september he will be in the Orange County Mormon Choir.

4.) He is teaching himself how to swim and doing a great a job

5.) He can bat left and right handed, as well as pitch...He doesnt need a tee

6.) He reads better then most adult males

7.) He is very affectionate and loving..I cant leave without him chasing me down to give several kisses, and blow kisses as i drive off...

8.) He speaks with a terrible lisp since he is missing his front teeth...I dont think they will ever grow in. Its been over 4 months since he lost them.

9.) He wants to be a bus boy at Rubys when he is a teenager, cuz they wear paper hats and bowties...

10.) He could wear church suits all day everyday...HE LOVES THEM. He also told me he wants to go to France on his mission.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY! MOMMY LOVES YOU MORE THEN YOU WILL EVER KNOW.....*MUAH!

A lesson that stood out...

Today in church, a lesson was taught by a dear woman who inspired me. I guess I should give a little background as to why I felt inspired..I have had my share of trials in the past 10 years, enough to make a person wince. Ive never said "why me Lord"..but I have asked "when will it be enough"...My latest bought of depression stems from the fact that at only age 30, ive now been divorced twice, have three children, a very scarred and horrifying body thanks to giving life for these men I thought would love me forever..Im no longer any mans ideal as a future spouse. Who would want me? Its been somethine ive cried over a lot lately.

During todays lesson this sweet woman pulled out some comic pictures that told a story. It showed a bunch of normal people carrying crosses, to signify everyones own personal burdens they have to carry. Then it shows one of those men in the bunch who is struggling with his cross. So he stops, takes out a saw, and begins to lighten his load so it isnt so hard to bear. He is whistling a happy tune,thinking he is pretty clever, skipping along with his tinier cross while everyone else struggles onward. They dont know why they have to carry the full weight of their crosses, but they do so in obedience. Then it showed them coming to a large deep ravine down the road..How are they to get over it?..Lay down the cross, and use it as a bridge to get over this obstacle. Everyone did so with ease, and came out on the otherside, able to move forward. This little guy who chose to not bear his burdens like the others, came up short, and was not able to lay his cross over the ravine to move forward with the others. We dont know why we are suppose to endure the things we do..It may seem unfair..The Lord sees the bigger picture and knows the importance, and by doing so anyway, we will have the tool needed to overcome bigger obstacles with ease.

This was sort of a profound lesson for me, and tho ive heard them time and again, it always helps to have visuals and to hear it from a different perspective to reaffirm my testimony. I often find myself hiding from my trials by emersing myself into things (like the computer) as a way to not have to deal with what goes on around me. I know I need to just pray for strength and carry head on. I know there are lessons to be learned from everything Ive gone thru in my life, that may not make sense now, but will later...like when I need that cross to build a bridge across a ravine.

The 4th of July

Happy independence weekend! I hope everyone found their holiday full of bbq's, fireworks, and trying not to fall off rooftops..Mine was awesome! My mom and I walked to Main street about a mile or so, with the kids in strollers to watch the Parade. It was so nice! We saw tons of marching bands, horses, and the grooviest vintage cars toting city officials. We even managed a few celebs in there..TK and Rachel the last Amazing Race winners..The cast of iCarly (from Nickelodean)..Tito Ortiz from UFC..and I was hootin for the real Ruby sitting pretty (from the awesome Rubys Diner.) I even got to see two of my favorite things..Snoopy sitting on the back of a Camaro. *sigh*..Of course the people who stole the show, were the men and women in the armed forces, as well as a few jeeps full of Pearl Harbor survivors. It was very patriotic as everyone stood and clapped loudly for them as they rode by. Very cool. Later on we walked back home, mom and Eric got into a fight in the middle of Albertsons (which I had to capture with pictures.) We had a few friends over for hamburgers (from the oven, after mom almost caught our house onfire with a grease fire on the grill..) and icecream. Fireworks were heard for me, but not seen, as I spent the night online with my friend Charlie while the kids passed out. I hope everyone had a good time!

Newport Beach

Today my kids, mom, and I spent the day at Newport Beach lookin at the Tide Pools. It was perfect weather, the scenerey was just gorgeous, and the kids loved lookin at all the creatures, scaling rocks, and playin in the caves. We took a ton of pictures. Here are a few...